I read your market and your reviews the way your competitors won't — then hand you the one angle worth testing next. The buyer, the format, the proof.
Open any brand's ad library and tag what's there — who it's for, what it promises, how it looks, what makes you believe it. Eight times out of ten, most of it collapses onto the same two or three combinations. The same idea in different outfits.
Meta reads those near-identical ads as one. A brand paying for fifty ads gets the reach of a handful — all competing against each other for the same buyer. More of the same doesn't scale. The opening is the angle nobody has tried.
Point me at your brand. You get one specific thing to test next — on one page, with no deck and no obligation.
I pull your live ads, tag where they pile up, and read your reviews for what customers keep saying that your ads don't.
The audit is the start, not the pitch. When it turns into ongoing work, the deal is simple and the risk sits with me.
I pull every ad you're running and tag what's actually there — buyer, angle, format, proof. The pile-up shows itself.
I read your reviews and comments for the thing customers keep saying that none of your ads answer. That's the opening.
You get one clear recommendation, written so it's ready to brief — not a report you have to decode.
These are teardowns I ran on brands I don't work with, to show the method — not to claim their results. Your audit is about your account, not theirs.
Every ad chased the clean-energy crowd. The reviews were full of caffeine-sensitive women in menopause — a buyer the ads never once spoke to.
Read the teardown Functional coffee · DTCTheir own split test already proved it: "2,240mg of mushrooms" beat "rich in mushrooms." The number was winning — and most ads still led with the adjective.
Read the teardownJimmy, an Adelaide-based creative strategist for DTC ecommerce brands. I trained on the CMB creative-strategy system and run every audit myself — no junior, no template, no outsourced research.
Not the cheapest, not trying to be. The job is one thing done well: work out what your market actually wants, and turn it into ads worth testing.
A free gap audit, one page, no obligation. Tell me the brand and I'll get to work.
or email jimmy@golvlup.com.au